Drew's arsehole must be that fucking huge...
The guy uses (and this isn't an exageration) half a roll of dunny paper everytime he shits. I mean for fucks sake Drew! How on Earth could you need to use so much damn toilet paper! For the last few days I've had a stomach bug and've been shit'n at 10-60 min intervals and I still wouldn't have used as much as he does in one sitting (or should I say one "shitting"?). It's not just that though, it's his whole dunny etiquet that gives me the shits. At the moment, we have decent, soft, 2-ply paper in there, as well as abrasive, 1-ply cheap shit. When it comes time to replace the rolls (which Andrew always does, because lets face it, if there's paper left on the hanger he's gunna use it all), he puts up the cheap shit rather than the good stuff! And worse still, he hangs it underhand! Gah! You dumb fat four-eyed fuck Andrew! So I'd go in after him to release some more bottom vomit, and I'd change the rolls over to the good stuff in the correct overhand fashion. When that'd run out (which would only take a day the way that guy plows through it) he'd stock up another single-ply, underhand roll, which I'd also swap over. I did this like three times and he still didn't catch on! GAAAAHHHH!!! I just wanna scream at him! And over what!? Fucking toilet paper!? I can't wait to get out of this shit hole unit and away from that kid and his toilet bowl abuse. How the thing hasn't clogged by now is a mystery.
