Profile Question 4
Q: When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
A: Well it all depends on your reasons for hesitating. If you hesitate because you're still deciding whether or not you like the sound of your alarm clock then I wouldn't say you're lazy... same thing goes if theres a good song on your radio. If you wake up to Hampton the Hampster and hesitate then yes, you are being lazy... in fact laziness wouldn't even come close to describing your situation. You'd have to be paralyzed or something. If you wake up to say the Go-Gos and hesitate because you take guilty pleasure in hearing "Our lips are sealed", then fair enough, I wont bust your chops... just make sure to turn it off if anyone else comes into the vicinity, then put on a big show about how shit that song is. Even if they say "But I like that song", don't admit it yourself! Not even if you happen to be one of the Go-Gos (infact that's all the more reason to deny it)... I wonder what they're up to these days... no doubt they've all starved to death, with their sealed lips and all...
On a completly different note, I ate toast in the shower.
On a different but not so obscure note, you might have a broken finger and were already leaning over to hit the button before you remembered it was broken, and you'd then have to flip around and use your toe or something... or possibly another non-broken finger... like off a Go-Go corpse maybe, if you happen to have one lying around (I got mine on ebay).
So, in conclusion, my answer is no. It isn't a good idea to eat toast in the shower... unless you like soggy toast.
A: Well it all depends on your reasons for hesitating. If you hesitate because you're still deciding whether or not you like the sound of your alarm clock then I wouldn't say you're lazy... same thing goes if theres a good song on your radio. If you wake up to Hampton the Hampster and hesitate then yes, you are being lazy... in fact laziness wouldn't even come close to describing your situation. You'd have to be paralyzed or something. If you wake up to say the Go-Gos and hesitate because you take guilty pleasure in hearing "Our lips are sealed", then fair enough, I wont bust your chops... just make sure to turn it off if anyone else comes into the vicinity, then put on a big show about how shit that song is. Even if they say "But I like that song", don't admit it yourself! Not even if you happen to be one of the Go-Gos (infact that's all the more reason to deny it)... I wonder what they're up to these days... no doubt they've all starved to death, with their sealed lips and all...
On a completly different note, I ate toast in the shower.
On a different but not so obscure note, you might have a broken finger and were already leaning over to hit the button before you remembered it was broken, and you'd then have to flip around and use your toe or something... or possibly another non-broken finger... like off a Go-Go corpse maybe, if you happen to have one lying around (I got mine on ebay).
So, in conclusion, my answer is no. It isn't a good idea to eat toast in the shower... unless you like soggy toast.
